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Bernard Alane has 9 titles in the CriticCrunch catalog across a career spanning the 1960s through the 2010s.
Shrek the Third
2007
Fantasy · Adventure
She is almost deaf and she lip-reads. He is an ex-convict. She wants to help him. He thinks no one can help except himself.
Dir. Jacques Audiard · With Vincent Cassel, Emmanuelle Devos, Olivier Gourmet
Following a fall during mistletoe picking, Druid Getafix decides that it is time to secure the future of the village. Accompanied by Asterix and Obelix, he undertakes to travel the Gallic world in search of a talented young druid to transmit the Secret of the Magic Potion.
Dir. Alexandre Astier, Louis Clichy · With Christian Clavier, Guillaume Briat, Alex Lutz
Hubert de Tartas' life becomes a complete muddle when his wife's grandfather is unearthed after having spent 65 years in frozen hibernation in the polar circle. After being de-frosted, the Hibernating Man believes it is still the beginning of the century. Nothing is spared to keep that illusion alive. At the end of his rope, Hubert blurts out the truth and takes the man from Edwardian times on a crazy spree through an ultramodern Twentieth Century.
Dir. Édouard Molinaro · With Louis de Funès, Claude Gensac, Bernard Alane
The strange little guy in the blue hood is well known to Krosmoz. His name is Joris and he's proposing to take you on a fantastic adventure. Our hero is leading a happy life in his magic shop in the city of Bonta. But one day, when he seeks out his idol, a Gobbowl superstar, everything changes for the worst as Julith, the vengeful witch, is back in town!
Dir. Jean-Jacques Denis, Anthony Roux · With Sauvane Delanoë, Laeticia Lefebvre, Elisabeth Ventura
In a cold French city where suicide is a common urge, there is a colorful shop, managed for many years by the Tuvache family, where it is very easy to obtain the necessary tools to satisfy the sinister desires of so many depressed citizens.
Dir. Patrice Leconte · With Bernard Alane, Isabelle Spade, Kacey Mottet Klein
as Averell Dalton (voice) · Voice
The Daltons have escaped to New York, where their accumulated loot is hidden in the carts of Monsieur Pierre's group of honest, naive European immigrants, who naively bought land in California from Crook, who inserted a clause they must claim it within 80 days. Joe emotionally blackmails Luke to guide them there, hoping to escape on the way. The usual route must shortened from 6 to 2 months, so no danger can be avoided. Given Lucky's reputation, Crook decides to shadow them to add sabotage, just to be sure- or is it?
Dir. Olivier Jean-Marie · With Lambert Wilson, Clovis Cornillac, François Morel
Since her parents passed away, Princess Mona lives by herself in a castle with two hideous, ghastly characters, Goomi and His Lordship. One day her sobs draw the attention of a unicorn, called U, who wants to comfort and protect Mona for as long as she needs. U becomes Mona's companion, her confidant and her inseparable friend. While Mona grows into a beautiful princess, a group of charming, peaceful and fanciful Yeah-Yeah’s settles in the neighboring forest. They have no particular special powers, yet they soon bring about major changes in everyone's lives, especially in Kulka, the dreamy musician.
Dir. Serge Élissalde · With Vahina Giocante, Isild Le Besco, Marie-Christine Orry
Asterix and Obelix have been given a tough mission: Transform the chief's lazy nephew Justforkix into a warrior. When the Vikings abduct him and bring him back to their homeland, Asterix and Obelix must travel to Norway to rescue Justforkix.
Dir. Stefan Fjeldmark, Jesper Møller · With Roger Carel, Lorànt Deutsch, Sara Forestier
After a disfiguring leg injury, a young woman develops an unsettling secret relationship with her own body in which pain is pleasure, mutilation is love and hungers of the flesh have a mind of their own.
Dir. Marina de Van · With Marina de Van, Laurent Lucas, Léa Drucker
