David Hasselhoff

A married workaholic, Michael Newman doesn't have time for his wife and children, not if he's to impress his ungrateful boss and earn a well-deserved promotion. So when he meets Morty, a loopy sales clerk, he gets the answer to his prayers: a magical remote that allows him to bypass life's little distractions with increasingly hysterical results.

Dir. Frank Coraci · With Adam Sandler, Kate Beckinsale, Christopher Walken

Michael Long, an undercover police officer, is shot while investigating a case and left for dead by his assailants. He is rescued by Wilton Knight, a wealthy, dying millionaire and inventor who arranges life-saving surgery, including a new face and a new identity--that of Michael Knight. Michael is then given a special computerized and indestructible car called the Knight Industries Two Thousand (nicknamed KITT), and a mission: apprehend criminals who are beyond the reach of the law. The series depicts Michael's exploits as he and KITT battle the forces of evil on behalf of the Foundation for Law and Government.

Dir. Glen A. Larson · With David Hasselhoff, Edward Mulhare, William Daniels

In the future, guns are banned and criminals are frozen for the duration of their sentences. A recent spate of killings involving handguns brings Michael Knight back to fight for justice, but he insists of the help of KITT, his artificially-intelligent car from decades ago. The only problem is that KITT has been deactivated.

Dir. Alan J. Levi · With David Hasselhoff, Edward Mulhare, Susan Norman

Marvel's hard-boiled hero is brought back to fight the menace of Hydra after exiling himself in the Yukon since the end of the Cold War. The children of the former Hydra head, Baron Von Stucker, have taken charge of the terrorist organization. Under the lead of his vicious daughter, Viper, Hydra has seized a deadly virus and threatens the destruction of America.

Dir. Rod Hardy · With David Hasselhoff, Lisa Rinna, Sandra Hess

A mercenary-for-hire accepts a mission from a billionaire to capture a dangerous snake that could possibly help cure a terminal illness.

Dir. Don E. FauntLeRoy · With David Hasselhoff, Crystal Allen, John Rhys-Davies

A man in a high stakes celebrity death pool quickly loses everything - his business, his bank account, his home, his fiancé. He snaps, then realizes the only way to get his life back on track. He'll have to murder his own celebrity. He'll have to kill Hasselhoff.

Dir. Darren Grant · With David Hasselhoff, Justin Bieber, Ken Jeong

E.B., the Easter Bunny's teenage son, heads to Hollywood, determined to become a drummer in a rock 'n' roll band. In L.A., he's taken in by Fred after the out-of-work slacker hits E.B. with his car.

Dir. Tim Hill · With Russell Brand, James Marsden, Kaley Cuoco

After the events at Lake Victoria, the prehistoric school of blood-thirsty piranhas make their way into swimming pools, plumbing, and a newly opened water park.

Dir. John Gulager · With Danielle Panabaker, Matt Bush, Katrina Bowden

The sharks take bite out of the East Coast when the sharknado hits Washington, D.C. and Orlando, Florida.

Dir. Anthony C. Ferrante · With Ian Ziering, Cassie Scerbo, Frankie Muniz

The new installment of the Sharknado franchise takes place 5 years after Sharknado 3: Oh Hell No! There have been no Sharknados in the intervening years, but now they’re appearing again in unexpected ways.

Dir. Anthony C. Ferrante · With Ian Ziering, Ryan Whitney, Tara Reid

A pair of smugglers manage to pick up a castaway while running from the authorities, who turns out to be the only survivor from a secret mission to destroy a mysterious superweapon designed by the evil Count Zartharn. The smugglers are soon recruited by the Emperor to complete the mission, as well as to rescue the Emperor's son, who has gone missing.

Dir. Luigi Cozzi · With Marjoe Gortner, Caroline Munro, Christopher Plummer